Channel 4′s new drama Cucumber kicked off last week and it’s safe to say it caused quite a stir, so it’s no surprise we spent the last week itching with anticipation for its return.

And episode two did not fail to disappoint – in fact it was just as naughty, if not more, than the tantalising taster and even coined the phrase “The Henry Test” in the process.

Henry opened the show with a sure-fire way to test the loyalty of a significant other – and everyone pretty much agreed with The Henry Test.

Although..

The handsome, blonde devil child that is Freddie was on another power trip, insistent that Henry not only harboured a secret infatuation for him but dreamed about caressing his body and more besides.

Understandably, fans were torn between their love and hatred for dear old conceited Fred.

Though Freddie aside, no one had quite got over the fact that there was life after Coronation Street for Julie Hesmondhalgh (aka Hayley Cropper) or her sudden risque nature.

Across the town, after bagging a cheeky rendez-vous out of Daniel, Lance proceeded to divulge big secrets about his non-existent sex life for what seemed an eternity.

Henry was simultaneously confessing his lack of bedroom action to his sister Cleo (Hayley Cropper) to which she then provided a simple diagnosis.

Once home, scoffing down a curry alone on the sofa, Lance gave in to his lonely heart and texted Henry longingly.

Henry, following in suit of all us stubborn partners, lies about being with Cliff.

Standard.

But if there was one thing that annoyed viewers about the whole situation, it was most definitely this.

After several moves – and scenes, Henry ends up in the arms of Lance in a swanky hotel room when suddenly, Henry suggests the most ridiculous thing – why, Henry, why?!

Yep, they swap phones. Turns out Lance didn’t appreciate learning Henry had done a runner to shack up with his gorgeous young work mate after all.

Henry was equally as mad to discover sexy speedo selfies from Daniel in Lance’s phone either, so he toddled miserably off home to find a sultry-looking Freddie in his tighty whities…